Weekend wonders
Sunday, I pulled into my driveway to see two men approaching me wearing ties, nice shirts, bibles and literature from a religious organization that rhymes with "Hemovah's Pitness."
I nodded, "Good day, gentlemen. I don't mean to scare you but I can talk you under the table. Without even trying. Really. Don't get me started."
They wished me a nice day and moved on. I gave them my blessing for a great life.
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During a massage and reflexology treatment Sunday morning, the power went out.
We've had unseasonably hot weather, I figure running massive air conditioning in Seattle created an overload.
We finished to candle light.
As I checked out, a number of cosmetologists, their clients and desk workers sat in a group, waiting, hoping for 'leccie to re-generate - lights and hair driers - soon.
I raised my fist to them. "Power to the people!"
Then flashed a V for victory as I pushed out the doorway.
I nodded, "Good day, gentlemen. I don't mean to scare you but I can talk you under the table. Without even trying. Really. Don't get me started."
They wished me a nice day and moved on. I gave them my blessing for a great life.
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During a massage and reflexology treatment Sunday morning, the power went out.
We've had unseasonably hot weather, I figure running massive air conditioning in Seattle created an overload.
We finished to candle light.
As I checked out, a number of cosmetologists, their clients and desk workers sat in a group, waiting, hoping for 'leccie to re-generate - lights and hair driers - soon.
I raised my fist to them. "Power to the people!"
Then flashed a V for victory as I pushed out the doorway.
posted by cp @ 2:24 AM
1 Comments:
At 4:24 PM,
Jay said…
CP,
Have you heard of the Pastafarians? God is referred to as FSM which is short for Flying Spaghetti Monster. This is a mock religion created by someone in the Fremont district. I think it is starting to catch on as it is included in Wikipedia and there was a large version of FSM in the 2009 Solstice parade. One of the fundamental tenants is that global warming is due to the reduction of pirates, and there is a nice graph to prove it. You might want to Google it, I think you might enjoy many parts of it including the commandments.
Jay
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