Give kids a *really* scary halloween!

When the neighborhood kids and their folks show up at my door with a hearty "Trick or treat!" - I produce a large wooden bowl and ask:

"OK, who wants a carrot? Fresh orange? Lemon?"

The looks of horror on those little masked faces are memorable!

As is their parents' laughter ..

But the evening is saved for the wee goblins -- I give 'em candy bars!

Happy Halloween - I'm off to wait for the Great Pumpkin with Linus.

;-)